"The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them."
Heres a short story on sex education =)
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng ' s son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don ' t pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .............
Aloy : Why is it most men don ' t like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ....... , ' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world! ' also ah!!!
Hahahaha
--Hi at 3:09 AM
Friday, June 27, 2008
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
Hiya peoples, here i am, gonna post another post on my blog for the world to see guahahahahah :D, today im just gonna be here and share some good stuff with you people so...
hheerr hheerr hheerrr.
This scene of the movie "Secrets" is nice, its a piano battle between the 2 of them, its really dammm good playing by these 2 fella :-o
I really so feel like practice piano after watching this movie lah budden too busy liao everyday, alot of stuff need to do :( [actually im just giving myself an excuse not to go to the piano and play]
then i continued my search throught youtube for some beautiful songs and stuff that i could share with you peeps, i came across this song, which i nvr see nor heard before... thought its quite intresting to post it here, the title of this song is oso dam nice lah(if you know what i mean)
Beatles rocks my socks off yeah??
well as my adventure through youtube continues... i found this video...i was so shocked to see it..
its O.O....... watch it!
ITS ME LAH... omg sial... how come im on youtube with this video.. i didnt even know it existed =.=.........i know i did quite lousy... dun criticize me :(, its me during my sec4, when i was a drum major with my mace doing some macework.. lol kinda paiseh sial watching it lol, yet proud at the same time :D. Misssed those times.....
well, for those who wanna know more about austria and its beauty, heres a town thats its worth a visit to, for anyone going there lol :
its a town in austria, and its called "Fucking" lol... kinda cool sial lol, im going there quite soon too... I MEAN AUSTRIA.. not fucking lol.
its quite late already.... i still have lots of things to do..especially finish up on the SOA... busy busy busy... before i end i just post some song of the day :).... silverstein mmkay!
haha! :)
--Hi at 9:53 AM
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
"Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it"
Hi fellow faithful blog readers, welcome to another episode of Ray's Blog.
Im your host Ray, who will (try to) entertain you will an interesting update of my life =]
School has reopen for like 2 days, and yeah its dam weird, having need to wake up at 7 in the morning, needing a bathe and then squeezed myself in the bus to go to school, while trying not to get myself late for lesson, just felt wrong, having waking up 12,1pm in the afternoon due to a LONG night watching FOOTBOLA!(Russia mmkay?) but monday, that day is a wrong day for me, even though i have only 1 side of the bed to wake up too,i just woke up the wrong side of the bed :(.. went to school with some appetite disorder, only eating 1 hashbrown and some iced milo, and i cant eat my remainding sasuage macmuffin with egg, the smell really wanna make me a merlion, but i dun felt hungry anw, even later during lunch time, just no appetite to eat, and it only starts to make me wanna puke at the smell of food, but well, first day of school reopen is stll fun nevertheless lol.
2nd day of school really passed by too fast, only in school for 2 lessons, and its really a short day(though we left school at 5pm) but today is even more wrong then ytd, i also felt like vommiting in school today too..=.= dunno wth is wrong with me. but yah still fun though, but i today actually went home without bringing my keys, wth sial, im stuck outside my house for like 30 mins before my bro came home to open the door :( , now here i am trying to do my pom tutorial, i tink this is my worst subject so im gonna start bucking up on it yeah? =D... see you soon ^^
--Hi at 7:34 AM
Sunday, June 22, 2008
"P.S. I love you"
Helloes again :)
i know i have not been updating for quite awhile so here i am, blogging again =D.
before i start my post, i'll like to ask a question, which restuarant has the most ghost??
ANSWER:Seoul(soul)Garden :)
hherr hheerr hheerrrr.
Lol, last friday, went to seoul garnden at causeway point, was suppose to be a CLASS outing,but instead only 6 went :(, but anyway, those 6 include me,selfie,angtao,hafiz,zhiyong and ben. b4 going into seoulgarden, played awhile at the arcade while waiting for a certain late comer. played abit of tekken6 lol, then went to makan, i actually ate the coffee chicken again, when it sucked... o.o. really ate alot until dam full, camp there for like 2 hours ++. after makaning, certain urges came to me and i felt like showing off my talents, talent at gaming at the arcade where im gonna impressed any passer-by my skills, but as history has proven, i have embrassed myself again :(.
kena pawned at tennis by angtao, kena pawned at the dunno what table game by selfie, lucky i smart and stop playing before i embarassed myself furthur, but the damage has been done :(.
thats 1 cool way to pass a day by :).
saturday was a boring day, went to band early in the morning, still have to walk to amk and walk back for to photocopy stuff...dam sian... dun wan say liao lah, nth to say one :(
BUT, today at least got something to blog abt lah, had internation duty at 1pm, but due to some unforseen circumstances, it was delayed till 2pm, but during 1pm-2pm, i had some personal training to get ready for the big match, but another forseen circumstances came along, there was this small kid who played football with us last week, came again, he is dam retarded, saying alot of crap, and dam xialan too... keep scolding his friend lol, cant stop laughing at him. but later on during the big match, he is dam irritating, giving lots of comments outside the catch, trying to demoralise us, but as again, the aura coming out from me prevent morale from being lost but instead, gained. :). after the match, went to my changing room for a bathe before heading out to settle some issue with my friend, an issue that have been bugging me for 1day, and that is to take some games from him lol , so i went his house and transfer some games from him, and here i am now, at home blogging this post, feeling dam exhausted, still haven done my OralComm ICA, and i am damn screwed, must finish by the time i go school tml so i most prolly wont be sleeping :(, tomorrow is gonna be 1 hell of a tiring day=.=.
--Hi at 5:21 AM
Sunday, June 15, 2008
"The internet is for porn"
Hehehehehe cool right :), a new lappy, now i can play the games i want without the whole monitor going blue, YES, BLUE, NOT BLACK. lol.
bought it for 1.7k at the the PC Show, went there lots of time, bought lots of things, which includes a "crumpler" bag and a micro sd 2gb. oh yah and that laptop, has free gifts, one of them is a phone,which i dunno is what model, so for those who are dam curious abt the phone i have, dun fret for you can just ask me for it, i would be more than happy to show you :D.
Okay, i sound dam bhb =.=....now with this laptop, i chioning to install games and stuff :Dlots of game i want to play but i cant play, its like a dream come true lol.
Yesterday i went to National stadium to watch Singapore Vs Saudi Arabia, went with Alvin, AngTao and Hafiz, suppose to have more people one, but dunno why only we 4 go.. :( met them quite early and so we crapped around abit, sat at the stadium quite early too lol. So we crapped and crapped and crapped the way through until 7.30pm where it is kick off time :). Well i dun want to do match report as need to write alot so quite sian lah :( but i need to say this, once and for all, PRECIOUS IS MY HERO. woohoo. i will take number 6 from now on :).
"SINGAPORE, June 14 (World Cup Qualifying) - Saudi Arabia eased past Singapore at the National Stadium on Saturday as a goal in each half advanced them to the final round of the Asian World Cup qualifiers.
Abdoh Autef opened the scoring for the visitors in the first half before Ahmed Al Fraidi secured the points 14 minutes from time.
Nasser Al Johar's side could even have added more for their tally had it not been for the virtuoso performance of Singapore stopper Hassan Sunny.
After the hosts has squandered an early chance to take the lead through Khairul Amri, who shot straight at goalkeeper Waleed Abdullah, Saudi Arabia began to take control of the game.
Still it took them 35 minutes to take the lead, when Saad Al Harthi's quick thinking meant he could pick out Autef in the box to fire the ball across keeper Hassan and into the bottom corner of the goal.
Malek Maaz nearly made it 2-0 before the break when he found himself clean through on goal but failed to beat Sunny.
The visitors continued to dominate in the second half. A mistake from Baihakki Khaizan gave Maaz another chance on the hour mark but he could not make space for the shot.
Still Saudi Arabia made their lead safe in the 76th minute when poor Singaporean defending allowed Al Fraidi the space and time to fire a shot into the far corner with a low drive.
Singapore could have pulled a goal back late on but Shahril Ishak somehow fired high from six yards out, but Saudi Arabia were suffered little else as they hung on to the victory to end Singapore's failing hopes of qualification."
lol the match report which i wholesaled from ESPN Soccernet.com lol, but that game, make me fell in love with precious, hes the best player i have ever seen, he has such a big ass, that can make running man onside, he is so big size that he tink he can stand at 1 place and people can go over him, he run so fast that could put agbonlahor pace to shame, hes simply my idol, so for now, i will be SFU's number 6 :D.
Today, or should i say, yesterday, was fathers day, but before that, i was outside with my friends playing soccer at upper court, there was this small little boy who kept playing with us soccer, and while playing halfway, i ram the ball and it his a small part of his head, he nearly wailed, lucky it was only tears dropping from his eyes, manage to make him not to cry though, now people is gonna tink that i bully small kids :(, played for about 3 hours liddat before going home and continue installing games :), evening went out with my bro to celebrate father's day, by going to cafe cartel and ate it's desert, well its not bad, but 1 screwed up thing that, it is so self-serviced yet i has service charge...WTF? screw you cartel. Lucky their waffle is nice, if not i really bwg...
Hahaha
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oh yah, be angry and leave the convo people :)
--Hi at 8:01 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2008
"Begain each day with a purpose"
Hi, im here to say hi and now im gonna sign out,
Bye =]
--Hi at 8:01 AM
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
"Only when u got a true feel abt the ball can u truly make it do wat u want." kaka.
First thing first, had changed my blog song, from Silent Jealousy, To another song, listen to it, its 1 beautiful song.
You are so beautiful
To me
You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see
You're everything I hoped for
You're everything I need
You are so beautiful to me
You are so beautiful to me
You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see
You're everything I hoped for
You're every, everything I need
You are so beautiful to me.
Nice right??
today just wasted my time at home for the whole day, watching youtube videos and stuff, Alvin intro me some videos from Adidas, really good video that we can learn and improve as a team,
(Mananger!?!? are you reading this post?!?!?) too bad the youtube people are so lazy, that i cant upload all the episodes here,but i will upload some of it =]
Part 1:
Part 2:
hherr hheerr hheerr.
Football FTW, Selfie United allllll the wayy
--Hi at 4:26 AM
Monday, June 9, 2008
Addidas:" Nothing is impossible" , Nike: "Just do it"
HoHoHo, just finish soccering, they are still playing right now while i have to come home and prepare to go school for Orchestra Practice =.=...
Played my ex-schoolmates just now , against Alvin and his friends soccer, 1 time in cage 1 time at basket ball court, won them in cage, but basketball court one i dunno the score(i wasn't playing)
I just now dived to save a ball, and i scratch my elbow(again), this time bleed much more =\.
but still small wound only lol, now i've gotta go prepare to go nyp liao, will be blogging soon =]
--Hi at 2:42 AM
Saturday, June 7, 2008
"I'm serious about it"
HoHo, recently been looking back at my old blog, give back lots of my secondary school memories lol, but 1 thing when i was looking at those post, was the, i post alot of childish things, alot of crap stuff, compare to what i've been posting here, and thats where i see some changes compared to last time, my that childishness from before has been brought on and no one seems to be taking seriously of me, people see me as a joke, and now its time to change, to those who loves to be childish like me, time to grow up, be a man.
Time to be more serious about myself, so people would take me seriously
and last thing:
I am serious about it.
--Hi at 9:02 PM
Thursday, June 5, 2008
"The problem lies with choice"
The pictures are all courtersy of Selfie =].
Watched Made of Honour, quite a nice touching funny romantic show, though its abit retarted but its quite nice for such a show, went slacking around at mac, talk and talk and talk, even played some paper games too o.o hheerr hheerr hherr, its another fun day , but its already the holidays now and its gonna be a long 2 weeks until school starts, must have some class outing soon to keep on touch =D
just a joke to share with you all:
Why is Mas Selamat a 2/3 woman???.
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Because.... he is a Wanted Man... WOOOT COOOOLLLLDDDDDDDDD~~~!
here are somore videos before i go =]